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  HELP!!! MY HUSBAND IS GETTING DF'd . . .

  by Prisila in

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  i've been detached from the board due to illness; i am having surgery this week.

  i have been very sick.

  but guys and gals i really need some feedback now.

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  Jesus Christ

  Oh yeah, if you're really wanting me to get banned for throwing out some ideas or saying people should be sent to jail for having them you may want to call the CIA, FBI, and any other crime fighting group (maybe even the Super Friends!!!!) about this site which is where I got those ideas.

  http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/

  Now, if you're going to ban me for throwing out those ideas I have no doubt that you'll be wanting me killed for for posting that page that contains all those ideas and plenty more to this forum. I try to be humorous with my postings but unfortunately I'm not original so I have to steal from other people.

  But you know what, Lefty? That's ok. I forgive you.

  Hey, what did you expect, I'm Jesus!!!!!!!!
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  HELP!!! MY HUSBAND IS GETTING DF'd . . .

  by Prisila in

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  i've been detached from the board due to illness; i am having surgery this week.

  i have been very sick.

  but guys and gals i really need some feedback now.

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  You should be banned from this site and sent to jail, you depraved Jerk.

  Hey, I'm just offering some ideas here which the original person asked for. I'm not saying to do it, I'm not saying I or anyone I know has done it, I'm just throwing them out.

  Besides, if I should be banned for being a depraved jerk it should be for any number of things I've said regarding my (Jesus Christ) sexual adventures. Now those are really depraved!!!! Come on now Lefty, if you're calling for me to be crucified for my ideas (gee, that's never happened before ) at least make sure you do it for something that actually is depraved and not just some dorky vandelism ideas.
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  Does this happen often here?

  by Lin in

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  i just finished reading and replying to yizuman's post requesting financial help!

  join a forum like this and within days start asking for money?!

  does this happen often here?

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  Jesus Christ

  so you most probably really won't "like" yourself in the morning

  Actualy, I am rather fond of myself. You might say that I love myself. In fact, between talking with you and all this hamster talk, I'm "loving" myself as I type, with my right hand. And, if just about every morning is an indicator, I'll wake up at full staff and "love" myself again.

  Also, in case you haven't noticed, I enjoy looking like a fool! None of you really matter to me and none of my friends come here (why would they? they were never JW's) so coming here and looking like a fool while at the same time putting words into Jesus' mouth (really, is it any worse than what so many people who claim to follow me do? at least I'm telling people to think for themselves and have fun) is my form of enjoyment. Am I trolling? I don't know. You'll have to JUDGE for yourself!

  Plus, come on, Jesus talking about shoving hamsters up his butt, that's just funny!!!!
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  Does this happen often here?

  by Lin in

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  i just finished reading and replying to yizuman's post requesting financial help!

  join a forum like this and within days start asking for money?!

  does this happen often here?

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  Jesus Christ

  see my responsive post regarding being silent and thought a fool, versus opening the mouth and removing all doubt.

  What, the bible wasn't enough to make me look like an idiot? Have you read some of the crazy shit that's in there? Yeah, dad and I just pulled human out of our butts one day, that's likely. They'd never fit up there! Hamsters, yes. Humans, no.
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  Jesus Sacrifice - How Stupid and Illogical

  by MrMoe in

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  jesus dying for our sins... um, why.. because adam made a mistake?

  based upon what?

  jehovah's rules?

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  Adam sinned. You agree. Therefore cursing the entire human race. Now, don't be asking "well, why!? etc..." Just accept it, cuz you know it's true.

  Yeah, I can't really argue with that one. What you've just stated is why you shouldn't spend so much time drinking vodka. Sorry about that stuff people. Truth be told, however, lots of stuff was lost in the translation. If it would have been translated the way it was supposed to have been translated a lot more people would be getting it on now. Oh well, I'm off to get drunk.

  Seriously though, we'd never be able to look like such morons without the help of people who want to follow us. Its possible to screw up pretty badly on your own but with the help of these people, we acheive heights that we'd never be able to reach on our own.

  Edited by - Jesus Christ on 9 December 2002 0:18:42
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  HELP!!! MY HUSBAND IS GETTING DF'd . . .

  by Prisila in

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  2. friends

  i've been detached from the board due to illness; i am having surgery this week.

  i have been very sick.

  but guys and gals i really need some feedback now.

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  Jesus Christ

  Hey, I'd say go for it! Look at it this way, even if all you do is make the resolve of some of the JW's in your hall it would still be worth it. Why? Well, you talked about how the elders were running scared because of the impending CO visit, imagine if they had to deal with something like what you're doing. You may not be able to help anyone out but you will be able to screw those elders very well which, in my opinion, would be well worth it.

  Also don't forget physical damage to the KH. If you have any access to baby diapers smearing really dirty ones on the door handles is fun when you do before a nighttime meeting because they often won't notice it on there until its too late. Have you considered pouring some gas and their grass? If poured out in a certain patterns letters can appear which can allow you to tell the world exactly what you think of them. Imagine what the CO would think of the congregation if when everyone was pulling up to the KH wooden toothpicks were superglued into every lock on the building!

  Not that I've ever done any of this stuff, of course, its just some idle ideas that float through my head and I can't be held responsible if you do any of this stuff. I'd also imagine that you'd have a better chance of doing it during the daytime so you don't look suspicous. I mean, people come and go at KH's all the time so why would they pay attention to just another person there? Its also pretty much impossible to go after someone based on their car unless someone gets a license plate number. Even better if your car is similiar to a regular pioneer's.
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  Does this happen often here?

  by Lin in

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  i just finished reading and replying to yizuman's post requesting financial help!

  join a forum like this and within days start asking for money?!

  does this happen often here?

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  Jesus Christ

  Eh, judge, discern, if it comes out of my butt and stinks you can call it whatever you want but I'll still call it poo.

  Well, either that or a hamster.
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  Jesus Sacrifice - How Stupid and Illogical

  by MrMoe in

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  jesus dying for our sins... um, why.. because adam made a mistake?

  based upon what?

  jehovah's rules?

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  Adam sinned. You agree. Therefore cursing the entire human race. Now, don't be asking "well, why!? etc..." Just accept it, cuz you know it's true.

  Actually, quite a few people don't agree that Adam sinned, and for good reason I might add. There are even more people who don't think that Adam ever even existed. Read a biology book on why they think that, at least that book has numerous provable facts. Also, nobody has to accept anything because they don't know that its true. In fact, most peole know its false so maybe you're the one that needs to accept something.

  What really bugs the crap out of me about people who claim to be my followers are always so friggin arrogant. They act like just because they're following some delusional book written that all other people should close their eyes and get reemed in the same way they're being reemed. Look, if you wanna follow your own warped version of dad and I that's fine, but please, don't try to push it off on others. It only makes us look like idiots.
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  Jesus Sacrifice - How Stupid and Illogical

  by MrMoe in

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  2. beliefs

  jesus dying for our sins... um, why.. because adam made a mistake?

  based upon what?

  jehovah's rules?

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  Jesus Christ

  Yeah, I was never a big fan of the whole sacrifice thing myself.
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  Who do you say Jesus is?

  by Blueblades in

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  "all the armies that ever marched, and all the navies that ever were built,and all the parliments that ever sat,all the kings that ever reigned,put together have not affected the life of man upon this earth as powerlly.

  " "the historical result of jesus' activities was more momentous,even from a strictly secular standpoint, than the deeds of any other character of history.

  a new era, recognised by the chief civilisations of the world, dates from his birth.

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  Jesus Christ

  He's the half-naked hispanic guy passed out on my couch...

  Sorry, I'll get my pants back on and go home now....................... Thanks for the ink pens.